thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends

Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

Thundercunt

A bitch who’s is over achieving and being a cunt

That fucking thundercunt she fucks everyone over

by High schooler 2020 May 24, 2018

Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.

Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again

by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018

Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk

What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt

by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018