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Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
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beard card

a subsidiary of the wordface card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard
Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines
by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025
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Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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ASHTRAY BEARD

The modern normie / npc lazy style for men of a wide age range from late 20's to senior age.
This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more
common now, actually quite prolific.

The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin -

the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially
acceptable.

Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant
hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan.
This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery
has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found
traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else
in a reflective vest.
The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course.
This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who
one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around.
Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant.

Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud
to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him
since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his
friend when he told him to tell others about the

no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
Ashtray Beard cried when a 2010 Ford Escape passed him on the highway.
by OATSTAO November 15, 2025
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Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.
I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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Beard Raid

A lot of beards smashing beard to beard.
We had a Beard Raid at the gymnasium today.
by MunchoMan December 8, 2025
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