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Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry
Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough
by Long John Van Huge Dong October 9, 2020
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Penis nuke

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"
by Cxtfish September 5, 2021
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platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.
They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.
by Bossman_Interpretations January 16, 2017
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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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Penis Needles

Penis needles

Penis Needles is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and pain endurance.

It consists of a "needle", lithographed with a comic likeness of a doctor (nicknamed "Dr. Prickles") and a large, red syringe for storing a variety of liquids packaged with the game. In the syringe plunger are a number of mechanical springs that gyrate the needle to give it its "Jackhammer Effect". To work, the game requires two AA batteries.

There is one set of cards included with the game: Taker cards. There is also a set of dice: Giver dice. Each player rolls the dice before every round. The player with the highest roll is dubbed the "Giver" for said round. This means he will be injecting the "Taker". If he happens to also be the taker for that round, he must inject himself.

Players take turns to pick Taker cards, which offer a cash payment for injecting a particular liquid, using the needle and syringe. If a player successfully injects an entire vile into his penis, said player collects the amount shown on their card. However, if the metal tip of the syringe is removed before the entire dose is injected (affectionately know as a "low ball"), a buzzer sounds, and the player loses their turn. The winner is the player with the most money after all the vials have been injected.
Damn I have more track marks on my penis than a heroin addict has on their forearms on account of all the Penis Needles I've been playing.
by drprickles December 10, 2013
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Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water
Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019
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mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals
Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight
by Sas princess August 9, 2015
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