When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.
Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.
Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.
Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.
Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.
When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.
The porksandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.
Oh my god, that was the nastiest porksandwich last night, what the hell was I thinking.