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pintability

How many beers you have room for in your stomach.

If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
Dan: hey John what's your pintability?
John: pintability of about 24 Fella.
pintability by the durs April 1, 2015

Paint The Hedgehog 

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

pint of cooking 

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'
pint of cooking by karientoch March 15, 2019

Bernie Pint 

A bottle of mouth wash, cheaper then the average normal pint, used to get a quick cheap buzz on.
Bobby: Man i was so trashed last night
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
Bernie Pint by Sunburnt March 22, 2009

Extreme paintball 

Paintball with no clothes on
"Hey johnny, coming to play extreme paintball this weekend ?" "Yeah forget you clothes"

Unicorn Paint Job 

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"