Kelly

Bold family, Has one of the best grandmothers in the world , who can cook, and loves taking pictures .very beautiful family, with that one crazy cousin.And they all stick together.Especially about the girls.

I love mrs.Kellys greens

by Big dalton jace May 20, 2019

Kelly

Kelly is a side chick and homewrecker that thinks she's wifey, until she finds out her man is a married to his queen with children. She's usually short fat, crooked teeth and a stubby nose.

Kelly is a sidechick

by Leavepplmanalone June 29, 2021

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

fat Kelly

A really awesome girl that met Matt Winter and is going to marry Louie Stephens! also a girl that is adored by all of Rooney!

*Stop being a fat Kelly about it!*
random dude-You are not insulting her, you just gave her a compliment, haha, sucker!"

by misty October 8, 2004

kells

Fuckin cheesey fuck who keeps meetin this rotten pam bird and she looks about 4...
"good?" pam???
thanks for those DREDS kells...NICE?
cuz your a fagit kells.....
Ex member of RATM.
Got kicked out for wankin in the guitarist's mouth while asleep....


S O U N D ???????
cheesey american fuckin wannbe emokid SAP!

he's gay, he's kells.....

by Its Fuckin Grif And Bob November 22, 2003

P. Kelly special

When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.

"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"

by WIll January 17, 2005

Kelley School of Business

Trashy white men go to the Kelley School of Business when they can't get into any better business schools. Located in the grossest state in all of America, you'll be surrounded by racist douchebags in greek life 24/7. If you don't get in we'll SPEA later.

"I am in SPEA because I care about real life problems and am a considerate person" -Erin
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake

by the ultimate BBC April 28, 2019