muddy donkey diver 

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

muddy donkey diver by Marg24 July 6, 2015

crack donkey 

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

crack donkey by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

waffle donkey 

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

waffle donkey by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

you donkey 

A term for people who don't curse. This word means you jackass. Used in mainly 4-7 grade.

Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."

Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.

you donkey by Amoniglue November 24, 2017

Cart Donkey 

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

Cart Donkey by Hardlow June 5, 2018

wind donkey 

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

wind donkey by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018

Fucking donkey 

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

Fucking donkey by Green circut January 24, 2020