Charlie 

1) An expat or second generation Greek Cypriot living in England.

2) The dialect of Cypriot Greek spoken by the above. Tends to contain many English words "Hellenified" by Greek endings and spoken with a strong Cypriot accent.

The term originates in Cyprus and is mildly insulting. It refers to Prince Charles as the archetypal Englishman.

"I thought he was speaking Greek but I'm sure I heard the word 'shopping' in there."

"Yeah, he's speaking Charlie.".

Charlie by Schmunzelmonster August 9, 2008

Charlie Brown Christmas 

When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.

Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.

Charlie Brown Christmas by James Frother November 5, 2012

Charlie Fisher 

The act of hanging someonbody upside down from your bedroom ceiling naked, while you go fishing up their arsehole. You can call it a Charlie Benjamin Fisher if you catch a real fish from their arsehole.

I was doing a Charlie Fisher

Charlie Fisher by phil - mccrack February 22, 2011

Charlie's list 

A list made up by grumpy old farts at places of employment
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. Associates within the top 5 get their pictures on the Charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from Las Vegas. The botton 5 gets pooped on.

Hey, the kid's not doin' so well on the Charlie's list. Take down his picture and spit on the floor when somebody says his name!

Charlie's list by Jimmy Chuck March 5, 2008

Charlie's 'stache 

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.

1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.

Charlie's 'stache by Liarface December 9, 2008

Charlie Slap 

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)


P.S.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'

You know how I can tell he's excited about tonight? He gave you the 'Charlie Slap'...

Charlie Slap by JesusDick January 21, 2009

Charliev 

The sweetest, funniest, sexiest man in the world

I'm the luckiest woman in the world, my husband is so Charliev.

Charliev by DLV1985 May 12, 2010