John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.
by awsnapcrackleandpop May 4, 2011
Get the drippy vag beard mug.Named afer the popular brand of recliners, the la-z-beard is the unintentional beard grown when a man is too lazy to shave.
Jim: What's up with that beard dude, you going hipster?
Mike: Nah it's just a la-z-beard, my woman threw out my last razor last week and I've been too lazy to go to the store to buy a new one.
Mike: Nah it's just a la-z-beard, my woman threw out my last razor last week and I've been too lazy to go to the store to buy a new one.
by GEGuru June 6, 2011
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by Dave Winks December 6, 2004
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Get the Layoff Beard mug.A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.
So the other night, Em was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.
by Leslie Anne Levine January 11, 2009
Get the Cat With a Beard mug.An expression to use when someone says something unbelievable.
Saying this is like saying,
"oh yeah, and i've got a beard."
so the point is destroyed if you actually do have a beard.
Saying this is like saying,
"oh yeah, and i've got a beard."
so the point is destroyed if you actually do have a beard.
by Bequzo October 21, 2010
Get the Oh yeah, beard. mug.When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.
"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"
"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"
"I want her to bean me so bad"
"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"
"I want her to bean me so bad"
by kcud May 19, 2014
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