Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.
by Hehdissi February 6, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. A Dylan is one of the best people around. They are good at a lot of things, but tend not to flaunt their skills. They usually like boys and girls and make for one of the best friends you could have. People who don't know them will think they're weird but they will do anything to help a friend. They have an amazing sense of humour and are very smart. They love fiction books. Especially ones with adventure and/or action. They would make a great girlfriend/boyfriend because they will always be thinking of the one they love. Dylan's will do anything for a friend. If a friend needs help a Dylan will drop everything to help them. A Dylan is always honest. They don't like attention but are great audience speakers. They do whatever they want and don't care what other people think about them. If a Dylan loves someone they will stay loyal to them forever. A Dylan will always focus on the bright side. They can make you feel better just by smiling at you. Most people admire a Dylan and value their friendship so much. A Dylan excels at school. They understand emotions really well. They will always know how you feel and will do anything to make their friend happy. You can always trust a Dylan with you secrets and they won't tell anyone. They are great at debating. They are into nerdy stuff and really love video games. They are very artistic and creative. They have a great imagination. If there is a Dylan in your life you should value their presence.
Person A: omg Dylan is so thoughtful!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
by Zacharias June 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.
by PPdestroyer69420 May 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A beautiful women who wears headphones to study or listen to you. She loves sicko lode and can cheer up anyone’s day.
by Jaspergolan February 12, 2023
Get the Dylan Gorringemug. by Trickyboisovehere October 25, 2019
Get the DYLANmug. dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
by panpan <3 December 3, 2019
Get the dylanmug.