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Sex-zoned

When she doesn't actually like you for your personality or what makes you, yourself, but may pretend to knowing in time she can use you for sex.
"Mark, after Mary and I broke up she's been being weird with me. We dont talk the same if she writes me back at all! Yet when we hangout she still has sex with me. What's going on?!"
Mark-"ahhh you've been "sex-zoned" bro, I'm sorry, there's no coming back from that dark mind fucky place"
by Callmefranky January 24, 2016
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Friend Zoned

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."
What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.
by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011
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p'zoned

The term originated from the disgusting nature of Pizza Hut's P'Zones. When one is P'Zoned, they have been beaten very badly at something. See also owned and pwned.
The forum moderators P'Zoned that uppity newbie.
by ZhugeBrett September 7, 2003
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Bro-zoned

Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.
Boy: Girl I love you...
Girl: Sorry Boy but I only see you as a little brother...

BRO-ZONED!!!!!!!
by Dknight0404 April 17, 2014
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zoneZombie

zoneZombies reside in the internet zone completely void of intellect, charisma, style, thought, IQ or life for that matter whose sole purpose it seems is to continually surf profiles spamming their own trademark or website via the use of addition or comments in a bid to somehow win popularity by sheer friend volume alone, they have absolutely no interest in the profiles they link to only to attain another zoneZombie to their list who they will never have any interaction with and who will never show any in return, their ultimate resolution is to try and become the head honcho of zoneZombie with the highest statistics and false image by the state of their profile, where in reality they have no life.
zoneZombie: profiless...!
by wayofthedragon January 13, 2010
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zoned

When you are high (off weed) to the point that you literally keep "zoning" out. If this occurs while you are around other people, usually you will not participate in the conversation and instead sit and listen. Or not listen at all and just think. It can be very peaceful, but it can also make people wonder if you are ok and make you seem awkward.
dude i was so zoned last night that i just sat and stared for a good 20 minutes
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Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.
Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!
by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017
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