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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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Braille Skateboarding

A group of skaterss that work with aron kyro,fetty potter,nigel and so on they do many things not just skate boarding. They have the first try foundation ahere they give away boards to kids in need(or in need of a skateboard i cant remember).

Anyway I wish them all the best(fetty pls dont break another bone pls)(I hope carlos is livin the life doin his ow n thing).
Man i love watching fetty from braille skateboarding. My favourite is Nigel because he does crazy stuff like back flips
by Womenrespecter September 23, 2019
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Gnarly skater

Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head
Yo dude u are a gnarly skater
by George dwarf September 27, 2019
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Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.
she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends
by darkseid007 October 25, 2019
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Welcome Skateboards

p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker
by diylain November 10, 2019
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post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
by stillinrock March 25, 2020
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