Mass

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it

Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.

"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."

by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

Massachusetts

The epitome of NINJAGO city

RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

mass

Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.

-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.

-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.

by PinkLady2004 October 8, 2020