assassin mike

used when defining an age of a human being named mike.

Used in : Happy Birthday Assassin Mike

assassin mike by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019

Doctor Mike 

Hot Youtube doctor and wannabe boxer.

Doctor Mike says peewoop if you shock before performing proper chest compressions.

Doctor Mike by Dave04a June 13, 2022

oscar mike 

The letters o (oscar) and m (mike) of the military phonetic alphabet which when used together indicates that a unit is "On the Move" or sometimes, "On Mission."

Headquarters ordered us to relocate our fighting positions AGAIN today, so we are fucking Oscar Mike. Goddamnit.

oscar mike by 11C January 2, 2009

Weak Mike 

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

Weak Mike by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

Coach Mike 

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

Coach Mike by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

poop mike by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

Right Hand Mike 

A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.

Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!

Right Hand Mike by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 4, 2019