she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
Get the johnsonmug. by johnson hairy April 29, 2022
Get the johnsonmug. by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
Get the Smelly Johnsonmug. Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
Get the Johnson fevermug. by just smoove October 24, 2020
Get the top my johnsonmug. The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
Get the Keena Johnsonmug. Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
Get the DogPoop Johnsonmug.