gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys

"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."

by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022

German Hotdog

Pooping on your partners stomach and forming a hotdog by transforming the faeces into the shape of a hotdog bread. Optionally this can be consumed with a bit of "hotdog-sauce"

Babe do you want a german hotdog for dinner today?

by yeeeturmeat September 7, 2022

German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

Gerale

The place to be.

Join Gerale

by Brookfresh October 8, 2022

Geraldinho

A absolute god of a man. A menace on the football pitch. His only rival being god and satan themselves who aren’t even anywhere as good. He scored 1384583058294 goals in just 1 game against all the best players once getting 12723784 assists to himself aswell.

Geraldinho is also credited for being the father of all the top other football player even though they aren’t even 1% as good as him.

“Oh my look at Geraldinho he’s a god!”

Person one: “wow that guys really good at football

Person two: yeah but he’s nothing compared to Geraldinho

by anonymous November 3, 2022