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midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.
I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee
by Death by cat July 17, 2020
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Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart
someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong
by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022
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Waste Cat

1. A woman who is a slut/skank/hoe/whore. She sleeps around, gives blow jobs anytime/anywhere and runs trains. Most often a very big bitch and talks a lot of shit.
Mickey: Damn! That Danielle sure is a hoe!
Candice: Yeah!, she's a waste cat
by SMD123 January 7, 2011
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Cat Vest

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.
"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."
by Rubaiyati September 24, 2006
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cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")
"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."
by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015
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The Cat's Ass

Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.
My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.
by Bidet Dave September 6, 2018
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cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party
carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.
by lilliaaan January 9, 2008
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