cunt cheez

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection

(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!

by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009

Cunt puddle

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020

cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

That cunt monster sure beat it up last night!

by daddymattie March 1, 2009

Cunt Puppet

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.

I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

cunt and gunpowder

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

by RFN December 9, 2008

Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

by RathanD June 27, 2008

Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.

Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?

by BennyAllyface December 16, 2011