upper crust 

punk rocker crusty with money. dresses in designer denim jackets (or vests) with a wide array of band backpatches sewn on (i.e. Disfear, World Burns To Death and Wolfbrigade). dreadlocks are usually worn ass-length and kept very clean. shorter hair is hidden by hats. when asked to share the wealth, a common reply would be "im broke, dude".

upper crust: "i just got back from touring with r.a.m.b.o. in thailand and now im leasing a car to get down to chaos in tejas."
normal crust: "spare some change?"
upper crush "sorry dude, im broke"

upper crust by Snack Control April 19, 2008

cruspy 

The term used for the consistency of some good weed. When you break up the buds it has a certain snap to it so that all the resin glands have melded into each other. Like breaking off a peice of the bud wouldn't crumble but stay together. Buds that have dried just right, so that it smokes evenly.

Dude, that bud was cruspy.
Break up some of that cruspy bud and lets get high.

cruspy by oly562 September 12, 2006

crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

crust by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

crustals 

dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog

Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows.

crustals by Kristin Malm December 26, 2007

crustin

A Crustin is a kid who wears the same sweater everyday, often with a mismatched Yankees cap, maybe even a women's one. He also probably sports a classic bowl cut and listens to poser music, like Lil Wayne. A crustin is also said to have very little athletic talent or athelticism, but often tries as hard as he can.

Kid A: who's that kid in the yankees cap listening to lil wayne?
B: whatta crustin

crustin by aubreygraham December 20, 2010

crusted mummy 

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

crusted mummy by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

The Crust Thrust 

This is when you keep a pair of your unwashed Boxer's (This is the Ideal choice) for a whole week and on the weekend you find a girl bring her home, now you start doing it doggy style and when your ready to finish you garb your boxers put them over her head for the Final thrust. thus you have completed The Crust Thrust!

This girl was so drunk i gave her the crust thrust.

The Crust Thrust by Bigdawgblack October 5, 2007