Creepin on a pick up

When a friend creeps up to the girls you are picking up.

When a friend doesn't have the confidence to approach a group of girls at a bar/club, so he gets you to do the approach, and break the ice, then he comes up from nowhere, and you are forced to introduce him to the girls.

This way he has an excuse to introduce himself to the girls, this also makes him look cooler to the girls, even though he is just mooching of the my effort.

This works using a girl to do the approach too. Bring one of your female friends to the bar, and get her to spark a conversation with girl(s) and then creep up on it.

We where at a club last night and I was talking to mad girls, and buddy kept creepin on a pick up.

by JayRipper October 17, 2009

Creepy VonCreepenstein

n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.

When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.

"Hey, can we bail soon? Creepy VonCreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze."

"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"

by LittleOleLianna February 15, 2010

Creeptard

One part creep and one part retard. A Creeptard is known to talk very loudly and get suffer emotional distress when made fun of. Creep stalks bartender for months before finally finding her on facebook. Creep writes long stalker message to add him while unknowing becomes a retard because his girlfriend learns of his facebook update. Creeptard is then barred from the bar and loses only girlfriend he's ever had.

Noun: This creeptard keep following me around.

Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.

Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded

by Jerktard June 2, 2010

creeper face

A face that looks absolutely ridiculous, usually when it looks like you're either going to murder, kidnap, or seduce someone.

In the episodes Human Nature & Family of Blood of the BBC show Doctor Who, the character Brother of Mine/Jeremy Baines is a perfect example of "creeper face."

by DalekSec November 29, 2010

creepologist

Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.

Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.

by abzilla June 17, 2011

creepy little fucker

Someone who has said or done something that would be considered as creepy.

Logan really is a creepy little fucker isn’t he.

by RedPheonixWitch July 6, 2018

creepy nigger

Every nigger in michigan.

Why are there so many creepy niggers in Michigan?

by Edward Hans. May 10, 2021