xzavier baker

A bum betch with 8 foot arms and can reach your penis from across an entire room. His waves look like the hair on a homeless mans ass crack and spits like a llama. Also he has a fart tank the size of a football field

Xzavier Baker the type to brag to his kids about pulling ugly bitches

by Mason Crosby February 27, 2020

chris baker

Chris baker is a dumb idiot who repeats stuff constantly and fucks 14 year old girls and is proud about it basically a common thirsty nigga

Bro your reminding me of chris baker right now

by assmatics December 23, 2014

Bakey Faced

*Bakey Faced*
- the outcome of one hell of a bake sess-o..its probably the greatest feeling in the whole entire world..its when you smoke so much marijuana that you can't help but look blowed..act blowed..and just be blowed..

how can you tell your bakey faced?
-eyes become blood shot..
-you get cotton mouth..
-smile from ear to ear..
-laughing about anything..
-smashing on munchies..

the difference between being high..and being bakey faced
-when your high you can still function appropriately..
-when your bakey faced, you honestly can't control yourself..
ex: when your high, you may smash everything in the fridge.. when your bakey faced..you cash the fuck out at any fast food place..ordering enough food to feed an army..lol

"we just blew lyke 8 rello's..im soo fuckin bakey faced"

by [TiFFers]myspace.com/xxtiffers June 28, 2009

Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

baker bogard

He is one of a kind. He is the most popular kid in school. Maybe a band kid. Athletic in many sports. He is very handsome. A ladies man. He always goes after the unexpected people. He becomes friends with everyone. Despite what u see it’s what u find. He always makes you smile even if in the darkest time. He cares for you even if he doesn’t show it. And he is always a goofball.

Baker bogard is very unexpected.

by Bandgoofball June 24, 2019

Baker

A wonderful, nice, and good looking kid. He pulls all the girls and is really smart and athletic. He usually finds the most special girls somehow. He doesn’t deserve them but he gets them. He’s hot and he’s the best cristian and friend you could ever have.

That kid Baker, is SOOO hot!!😳

by Kewlkid555 April 16, 2019

Bimbo Baker

This is when there are cushions on the out on top of the bow of the boat, so semi-attractive girls, often ones in skimpy bathing suits, can tan. Alot.

Hey look, that boat has a Bimbo Baker!

by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008