I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

jelly-filled lovelies

A funny term refers to breasts augmented through a fat transfer, characterized by a perceived softness and rounded appearance, playfully alludes to the cosmetic procedure while humorously emphasizing the resulting aesthetic.

She has some nice jelly-filled lovelies.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 30, 2025

jelly-filled lovelies

A lighthearted and whimsical term referring to breasts that have been enhanced through fat transfer breast augmentation, emphasizing their plump, squishy, and rounded appearance.

These jelly-filled lovelies are so beautiful and squishy that I could jump on them for hours.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025

Jelly in the icing

When you ejaculate in a woman who is currently on her period resulting in a mix of blood and semen.

She couldn't wait, so she got jelly in the icing.

by Captpicklechips November 11, 2025

Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025

CELLY JELLY

CELLULITE

OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT IT GOT MAJOR CELLY JELLY

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Jelly bracelets

A type of bracelet that goes well with long gloves, especially if lots are worn at once. They’re accused of being sex bracelets, but i have no idea why

“Jelly bracelets look like hula hoops on my arms! Weeeeee!”

by nekoriki February 2, 2025