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You know what I find funny? 

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.
Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

you know you got problems 

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.
Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

You Know What Time It Is 

A prison expression indicating that the speaker is about to commence a physical altercation upon the subject.
Leroy: You know what time it is!
Bubba: What-
Leroy: (hits Bubba)

You know what they say 

The start of an old meme that originated from the CD-I game “Hotel Mario”.
Mario: “You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast.”

You Know where the door is 

To tell someone to get the hell out cuz they are a Mental Infant. Seriously, some people just need to be told that they are not as smart as the rest of us and that they should just stop wasting everyone's time and get the hell out.
Hey man I just played 100 straight hours of Final Fantasy.
Dude, you know where the door is, now get the hell out

you know you want it 

What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!