winget

the rapid stroking of one's genitals, whilst dining on mash potatoes

Dr Winget likes to winget every Saturday Night

by Glideth Wang December 19, 2013

widget

a thing or product that makes life more colourful

never a dull widget

by Mauritius October 9, 2007

right-winger

Often, an American that is pro-business while being anti-worker - yet pro-family. Tends to portray great religiosity but only when threatened or bombed. Claims to believe in the sanctity of Life, but will bomb the fuck out of anything that moves. Also has a tendency to misinterpret any written document - especially the Bible. Believes that oil supplies will last forever.

Any current member of the Bush administration - except Condoleeza Rice. see (closeted) lesbian.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

windie

much like wemo, and often a progression from wemo. wannabe indie. generally people who live by their weekly bible NME. they will like whatever is in-between these pages no matter how crap it is.

i have an urge to go from loving my chemical romance to hating them! i also now like stuff that nme pretends are good like pigeon detectives and the enemy. i'm not windie, honest.

by hapapapatlpy. January 13, 2008

Widge

Alternative to the word "Penis". Can also be used as a non-threatening insult to a person or persons

James: "Martin you are such a big widge"
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penis cock slong trouser snake pork sword

by slimsniper December 8, 2009

windgender

Windgender is a xenogender, uses by people who feel a strong connection to the wind or just want their gender to be associated with the wind. The wind can be a gentle breeze or a strong storm, it's up to you.

"I think I might identify with the xenogender windgender! It seems very fitting to me!"

by sucromi.kokocrose April 8, 2022