3 definitions by Lord Heavyhandz

right-winger

Often, an American that is pro-business while being anti-worker - yet pro-family. Tends to portray great religiosity but only when threatened or bombed. Claims to believe in the sanctity of Life, but will bomb the fuck out of anything that moves. Also has a tendency to misinterpret any written document - especially the Bible. Believes that oil supplies will last forever.

Any current member of the Bush administration - except Condoleeza Rice. see (closeted) lesbian.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 6, 2005

cornholio

Alter-ego of Mexican President Vicente Fox. He often speaks through this personage when he needs to feel superior. Which is rather difficult, especially when your citizenry are willing to risk their lives in order to leave the country you're leading.

Once said by El Presidente Fox as the star of one of Tiajuana's infamous donkey-shows "You have awakened my bunghole!"

by Lord Heavyhandz July 6, 2005

personality

For many, a fantastic means of birth-control and cause of celibacy.

You've got personality.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 6, 2005