Weight Privilege

The desire that successful dieters have to lord their weight loss over the less privileged

Yo, man, stop shaming Brucie with your dumb weight privilege. We get it, you lost weight, and now you think you can be a dick about it. Damn weight–privileged attitude!

by old_standardized_tester October 22, 2018

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

to lose weight

(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.

I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008

Baby Weight

The weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.

Man, after that dinner last night, I really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.

by monicoran May 5, 2008

birth weight

A blunt rolled so fucking fat that it looks like its back to its original size

Lets go smoke with sam barrett because he's the only nigga that can roll blunts back to birth weight.

by Sam Barrett August 30, 2007

weight of silence

term referring to the refusal of recognizing one's responsibility to communicate when it is crucial to do so

She was unwilling to speak, leaving me the burdening weight of silence.

by CHYK January 29, 2005

areal weight

The weight of fiber per unit area (width times length) of tape or fabric. Term typically used in the composites industry.

"That fabric has an areal weight of .2 psi."

by the_grad June 21, 2005