barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

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mack wallace

He is often refered as the most sexiest being alive. He is loyal, generous and very thoughtful. He can get any girl he'd like. He is also referred as the love guru. He is a very intelligent man. He is also a really funny guy.

"You see that man over there. He must be Mack Wallace"

Mack Wallace Mack Wallace

by Mad ginger December 18, 2013

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Wet Wallace

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.

by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

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Jimmy Wallace

An alcoholic Beveridge prepared by grabbing whatever you can reach served in whatever can hold it.

Eg. Half a warm beer served in an old gumboot with a taco garnish.

No two are ever the same.

I ordered a Jimmy Wallace at the bar the other day. I was served two shots of bourbon in an ice cube tray with some lightly fried barramundi fillets on the side.

by Stansie December 13, 2018

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Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

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Cock Wallabies

Named from the part of human anatomy, the "cock" mixed with the namesake of the adorable smaller marsupial cousin of the Kangaroo "Wallaby" "Cock Wallabies" Is an expression used to describe anxiety, discomfort and frustration towards a person or situation that must be endured whilst keeping peace...

With regards to a person: "My Partner is giving me the right Cock Wallabies with their non stop talking and needs!"

At Work: (unexpected tasks for a project): "I just arrived at the jobsite Boss, its got the Cock Wallabies jumping all over my knob"

Anxiety / Discomfort /Frustration at thought of umdesirable future situations "I've got the Cock Wallabies just thinking about it..."

by Cock Wallaby January 25, 2020

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