Consumption Vortex

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.

Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “

by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

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I voted obama

"I voted Obama" is generally used after saying racist shit to counter any attempting of being called racist.
Other popular terms used are "My friends are black" and "it's dark humor"

Person 1 :(saying racist shit)
Person 2 :Bro stop being racist, this ain't cod
Person 1 :I voted obama

by Maidinheaven March 11, 2023

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porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

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Colombian vortex

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

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