Virtual hug

A peace offering for users of Twitch
I gave CherryTanker (follow him btw) a Virtual Hug
by NekoQueen87 September 20, 2020
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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
by Djesse April 12, 2020
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Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.
by Tiny Kittenz March 21, 2019
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virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.
I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.
by Lingomeister June 08, 2016
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Virtual Bulimic

a person that binges on "food porn" websites such as Food Gawker, Food Network, All Recipies, etc. A sufferer of this condition reaches an obsessive level of searching for indulgent pictures of food or complex/absurd recipies. The person never intends on actually attempting the recipies, just drooling over them for hours on end. Virtual Bulimics like to commit their binges secretly and if caught, deny the amount of time they have spent on their favorite foodie websites. A common behavior of VBs is to keep a tab open to a genrically 'good use of time' websites, like the CNN.com, which they can toggle to upon the glance of un-welcome eyes.
Person 1: "Erin has been salivating at her computer all day while looking through Food Gawker's most popular recipies of all time. Right now she is reading a recipe for deep fried bacon. Her condition appears to be growing graver by the second; I think it's time for an intervention."

Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
by Candykorn March 30, 2011
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Virtual Courage

What makes people online say what they wouldn't say to someone in person

Virtual Courage is very easily gained and very easily, and usually angrily or mischievously, used

To gain this power, you must go on anything capable of going online and interacting with other people, and then you can pretty much say "whatever you want", you may wish to not make any very serious / disturbing threats
((CNN) -- It was a sarcastic Facebook comment during an argument about a video game. And, according to the father of 19-year-old Justin Carter, it was enough to land his son behind bars for months, facing the possibility of years in prison.
Carter, who is currently on suicide watch in Comal County Jail near San Antonio, Texas, has been locked up since February. He faces a charge of making terroristic threats, a felony that could theoretically bring a sentence of up to eight years.
"He's very depressed. He's very scared and he's very concerned that he's not going to get out," Jack Carter, Justin's father, told CNN on Tuesday. "He's pretty much lost all hope."
In February, Justin, then 18, and a friend were arguing on Facebook with someone else over the online video game "League of Legends."
"Someone had said something to the effect of 'Oh you're insane. You're crazy. You're messed up in the head,'" Jack Carter told CNN affiliate KVUE in Austin. "To which he replied 'Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head. I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still-beating hearts.'"
A search warrant was issued on February 13 and, a week later, a judge issued a warrant for his arrest.
"I thought it was a joke," Jack Carter told CNN. "I couldn't believe the person that called me. I kept telling them they have to be kidding. When I realized he wasn't, I literally broke down crying.

Virtual courage can do this to you, so it's best to use common sense when online
by Person with Common Sense June 17, 2014
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Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
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