The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
Get the Virtual breedingmug. A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
Get the virtually hornymug. Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
Get the virtual vacuummug. A virtual death is a death of somones virtual idendetiy either by them losing their reputation online or by deleting all of their traces on the internet
John experienced a virtual death after a group of assholes spread false rumors about him
Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life
Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life
by MikelBrunhildovJekson August 24, 2020
Get the Virtual Deathmug. Replaying memories of films or television shows in one' s mind; usually with others as a group activity. Sometimes faulty or coded.
Group engaging in virtual tivo (example):
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
by Teenzilla December 23, 2008
Get the virtual tivomug. by NekoQueen87 September 19, 2020
Get the Virtual hugmug. v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
Get the virtually peemug.