Val

Every STD known to man. He is the guy to search up Hentai on the school computer. He will send you anime jokes and try to make you laugh.

Val did it again.

by BeanosSlayer October 19, 2019

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024

Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.

Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021

Val

Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero

Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!

by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022

Val Tate

A girl who is pretty but says she’s not.

Val Tate tho, she’s hot!

by Alien Child January 28, 2018