Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Twitbagging

Pressing your dirty scrotum against against the twitter profile picture of someone who has sent you an idiotic tweet

Mum - "Why are you rubbing your testicles on your computer screen?" Rusty - "I'm twitbagging Tamara as she just dissed me"

by flapper j September 20, 2011

Twitaholic

Someone who is obsessed with Twitter

She spends most of her time tweeting, she's a Twitaholic

by sooficarballo January 6, 2012

Twatzoid

Twatzoid is a word commonly used to describe complete and utter twats. It was used in biblical times to describe judas, who is the second biggest twatzoid in the world after Hitler. Basically if you are a twatzoid you like and smell like shit and everyone wants you to choke on spunk

Amy: hey will you donate to charity
Ellen: No, fuck off you slutty hooker spunk face

Amy: why?
Ellen: piss off I hate your gross face
Amy: wow you're a twatzoid like Judas and Hitler

Ellen: shh
Amy: also I eat badger feet

by wasting my life January 16, 2015

Twitch thot

The lowest form of scum in the galaxy. If they manage to entrance there targets with there thottiness then there is 0% chance of escape. Twitch thots are also similar to vampires in that they can drain your wallet of your money, usually by forcing you to buy them league of legends skins with there thottiness. If they are cornered then the twitch thot will use there final defense, Copystrike. If copystriked then the target's wallet gets immediately thanos snapped and absorbed by the twitch thot, making them more powerful.

"I hate that stupid twitch thot."

by EM0tic0n May 4, 2019

twitch reporter

"twitch reporter", a term coined by popular streamer and Sentinels member Animal, refers to an individual who posts unwanted information about another person in one's twitch chat

"DUDE TFUE JUST WENT LIVE BRO" , that kid is such a "twitch reporter" holy fuck somebody ban him.

by KingCloutXXL August 10, 2019

Titzelles

Small, delicious, perfectly round breasts.

Her face wasn't much to look at, but I couldn't take my eyes off of her perfect titzelles!

by GZMD November 15, 2019