yo blunt nigga! look for hand rolled goodness. no stems or seeds and only the finest sticky green;a camel ciggerette; some rat head bitch always trien to get ya goods nigga!
yo's bro, that is some fine chroniic you got there! let me slide it into a tirkish twig and get this shit started.; George Bush, throw me that tirkish twig, i enjoy their smooth flavor and sharp taste.; Damn nigga! that fuckn turkish twig bitch is back again! GET HER BEFORE SHE RUINS R CARPETS!
by T0KE July 10, 2006
a penis and two balls
a term used to describe your penis
when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis
see also berries
a term used to describe your penis
when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis
see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
by yo May 13, 2004
You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.
I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.
by FILTHYPIG October 11, 2006
That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.
Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.
Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.
by I am Tuffy April 30, 2020
by hound-diggity April 13, 2009
An insult used by the off spring of Verne Troyer and Dee Snyder in an attempt to anger one of vast superiority. Often followed by mocking of ones voice, sexual history and skills in player vs player combat and threatening to break your arm with his penis. Proceeded by accusing an individual of having cocks in their mouth.
by ShockalockaWWA October 27, 2010