christmas trees 

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

christmas trees by Kiwi April 26, 2004

feed the trees 

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

feed the trees by Gumbyisme November 7, 2008

cum trees 

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

cum trees by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Talking Trees 

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.

Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees

Talking Trees by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009

nigga please! smoke more trees 

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

nigga please! smoke more trees by RBean December 14, 2008

Tim Trees 

best mother fucking rapper ever to roam this Earth, representin B'More all the way.

Listen to Tim Trees, you'll never wanna hear 50 Cent again.

Tim Trees by dude from b more April 14, 2004

Palm Trees

A community in the southbay (SanDiego) area more widely known as ChulaVista, an awesome place. Home of Scholar Wall

I'm going to the Palm Trees

Palm Trees by ManyMostly April 18, 2010