the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.

Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010

Toroing

When someone in a group photo is so butt-ugly, that you crop them out for the sake of everyones' health.

Hey! Did you see that group picture of the band My Chemical Romance?
Yeah! But that Ray Toro guy is so motherfucking ugly, he got me into toroing him out of the picture he's in.

by mcr_ftw15 March 11, 2015

toning it down

To becoming completely relaxed with somebody sexually; make love.

Are you toning it down with her tonight?

by realizt November 6, 2017

Turning DOWN the volume

Guy going down on girl

i turned down the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.

Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?

by Master Link October 8, 2010

turning it up a notch

1. Detroit Pistons

2. Michael Jordan

3. White Castle

we were turning it up a notch in beer pong.

by Nick Merry May 23, 2006