tonsilitis

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.

by mescelestus June 11, 2006

Pussy Tonsils

when a girl gets turned on and her nerve endings in her vagina swell.

"dude, you make me get pussy tonsils"

by PUSSYTONSIL April 29, 2008

Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

Tonsildictomy

Whilst participating in oral sex of a penis, the one giving the head shoves their head forward on the penis in order to gag themselves.

I gave her a tonsildictomy, it was fantasic!

by LittleRockLoser August 21, 2016

Tonsillation Prize

An award given to someone who, while they did not win the furry cup, were nonetheless recognized.

Dave: Did you and Elizabeth make love last night?
Ian: Nah, she was bleeding profusely from the vagina, but at least I won the tonsillation prize.

by The Glandlord April 14, 2020

Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens

A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D

by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

dick tonsils

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016