Tomass

Tomass is a giga chad, LEC super star, roadman and a pretty mf. He is also known as the funniest mf every to exist. He also has the assumptions of becoming a successful businessman.

Girl: Damn, i wish i could get a boy like Tomass.
Girl2: I dont think someone like him even exist

by Tomáš je frajer October 13, 2021

Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

tomass

This word is used to describe someone who sucks total ass! and is almost 100% of the time a homosexual!

Tomass licked my balls

or

That kid is such a tomass, all he ever does is masturbate to gay porn!

by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005

Toashted

Subway slang for warming up one's sandwich sub. When the Subway workers are taking someone's order, they tend to slur their words. So, when they ask if you want to heat or toast your sub, they may say "Do you want it toashted?" It is quite common and makes your interactions with them more personal with such quirks, much like your uncle who slaps his knee every time he makes a corny joke.

Kumar: Hello! Thank you for coming to Subway! How may I help you?
Danny: Ah, yes, could I get a footlong Italian BMT on oat?
Kumar: Okey doke. Would you like it toashted?
Danny: Oh yes! I love a nice, warm sub!

by @Mr.Toashty February 22, 2017

Tomase

When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.

Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...

by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008

Tomas

A kid in high school, who no one knows, the only friends he has are the ones he made in elementary school. Most of his friends all girls who have all friend zoned him yet he has had more relationships than you. He's a wannabe hipster fuckboy. He prolly plays some lame sport. Spends his weekends working and doing homework because he has no life but still has average grades because he averages af. He's not that attractive but he thinks he is cause he over 6ft, has a weird/funny but more weird personality. Can't sing. Wears the same shirt every day. Ain't about shit. But you still like, you're too good for him but you still like him and try to convince yourself he's not all that bad but he is all that bad.

Girl 1: Tomas
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas

Girl 3: idk who that is

by smithsmithsmith222 December 23, 2017

Tomathy

Tomathy is usually a young gentlemen whom enjoys long walks on the beach with his even younger girlfriend, living in a rather large house to make up for the small nature of himself. He lacks the satisfactory capability to pleasure his young girlfriend so he usually goes to sleep disgruntled and his rather young girlfriend goes to sleep as dry as the Sahara Dessert.

Overall, he is a total fucking knobhead who trys to pleasure young people with his tiny penis in his rather large house.

Tomathy likes cream on his apple pie, but he cannot cream his younger girlfriend.

by The real Bruce A.K.A. Lesley November 28, 2017