Tits

Alternate word for awesome, the origin being that there is nothing negative about Tits. big, small, perky, saggy. There's nothing like a nice set of Tits.

Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!

by Mexican Jay December 11, 2012

the tits

another phrase for saying something is really awesome.

Hey, this buritto is the tits

by mister chigga November 4, 2009

That's tits

A way to say something is perfect or just right. It can also be intesified by applying frickin' or fuckin' before tits instead of "that's"

Guy 1: This girl wants me!
Guy 2: That's tits, bro

It would be fuckin' tits if she went home with me!

by Bob's your uncle September 21, 2006

tit to tit

From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.

"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."

"OMG," then what happened?"

"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."

by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012

AND.........tits....

Phrase used at the end of an enraged rant consisting of prolific swearing, after saying everything you can possibly think of.

Originates from the 2010 film Kings Speech

Example

Seth: Relax man just stand up and swear as much as you can, trust me it will help

Chris: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cock, Bitch, Carpetmuncher, Piss, Bollocks, Dickweasel, Douchewaffle, Fucktard, Unclefucker, AND.........tits....

Seth: ......

by LankyStryder February 26, 2011

the tits

outstanding, the best or fabulous

My new cell phone is the tits.
mmm...this pizza is the tits.

by OrangesAKAS November 7, 2008

Tits

Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.

Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits!

by Take off your bra(ssiere) January 13, 2009