timing set back

Retarded

That guy over there keeps trying to bite his own nose, boy is his timing set back.

by D Doubleyou March 5, 2019

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

Tomming

Touching people inappropriately and not knowing what no means while thinking you're cool by looking like Harry Potter when everyone else knows that you don't because you're a dumb fuck.

"Why are you tomming? That's not okay?"
"You were just tommed by that guy. Why was he tomming?"

by Beaty McMeat November 9, 2019

Timmins Syndrome

The medical term of having a small mouth causing ripping of the sides of mouth to accommodate a girthy penis.

She could feel her Timmins Syndrome flare up when performing a sex act on Marco.

by Don Holio October 5, 2020

Timinged

(Tai-mingd)

A word/phrase I came up with for the following scenario in the game For Honor;
When the enemy team is nearing 1000 points and you are killed by an enemy, and the length of the execution animation the enemy uses extends your death to after they have reached 1000 points, causing you to be unable to respawn when, if a shorter execution had been used or none at all, you would have died before they reached 1000 points and been able to respawn.

I would have been able to help my team in the last fight but I got timinged again.

by UrbanScribe7 May 26, 2021

timiming

when a man named dave makes a slightly homophobic joke, before his daughter planned to come out to him.

"Damn dave!"
"What?"
"That was rly bad timiming!"
"yeah i know. i cant believe Susan was going to come out that night!"

by quirkiestturkeys May 15, 2022

timiming

when a man called dave coincidentally makes a slightly homophobic joke right before his daughter comes out.

"damn dave! that was bad timiming!"
"yeah i know. i cant believe suzie was going to come out!"
you mut feel bad lol"

by quirkiestturkeys May 15, 2022