the man upstairs 

A voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.

You better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.

the man upstairs by Dusted September 9, 2006

the man show 

The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.

The Man Show is the man's version of Oprah, and in fact frequently makes fun of her.

the man show by Dewey June 29, 2004

The man with 100 names!!! 

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

The man with 100 names!!! by YangJin October 21, 2003

the man hand 

When a dude jack off so much, his hand will eventually become gay. This happen when your not use to the pussy hole or a females sweet caress.

Barney is so intent using the "the Man Hand" he's slowly becoming gay and he doesn't even know it.

the man hand by Rule 13 May 10, 2005

The man show 

A show that sucked, and does suck. An overrated show that teenagers watch (I watched it long ago, and I can attest to the suckery of it.) No humor value at all, and was made by a random bunch of perverts (Jimmy Kimmel should've stuck with Ben Stein, now that was a pretty funny show)

Teenagers (or adults), upon hearing that you do not like the show, will tell you that you are either gay or a woman, because it shows the intelligence of the brains who watch the show.

Dude, I hate the Man Show. - Christopher Columbus shortly after arriving at the coast of America.

The man show by Not Zane July 21, 2004

The Man Trap 

A maneuver practiced by women to convince her lover to stay. Immediately after sex, the woman leaves the room and re-enters quite soon after with food, drink, and possibly cigarettes. This maneuver can fall the toughest of men, and there is no known effective counter.

Kent: "So why is Joe a Smitten Kitten suddenly with Louise?"

James: "She pulled The Man Trap on him once, and now he's fallen head over heels."

The Man Trap by Vintage Translator February 13, 2020

The Man's Game 

When a man stands above his toilet to urinate, gambling on the assumption that he doesn't need to crap.

ted: man, i was playing The Man's Game in there.. i lost.

The Man's Game by Deshbaud April 8, 2009