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crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018
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Crump

Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped
When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant
by Bummy Boi October 3, 2018
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Crump

A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
by Topspark127 August 2, 2018
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Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)
Ryder: It’s spelledcolour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.
by Not rice March 21, 2021
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crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.
I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle
by Q576607 November 15, 2018
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Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine
I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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