Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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Get the Heat-seeker mug.A girl (from any racial or ethnic background) who likes brown guys.
This term is to be used in a playful and confident way to highlight the passion between interracial dynamics, not to fetishise.
This term is to be used in a playful and confident way to highlight the passion between interracial dynamics, not to fetishise.
by wisemusic July 9, 2023
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
by anonymous September 22, 2023
Get the Bolt Seeker mug.A seemingly crazy person, ie they have a screw loose and therefore need a bolt to tighten it.
Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.
Someone that does something insane, such as voting Tory or eating paint.
PM Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker, cancelling rules that don't exist.
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
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Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
by anonymous September 22, 2023
Get the Bolt Seeker mug.When one seeks the smoke; confrontation of the highest order. They often are the reasons for fights to be started just to fight.
Friend 1: “ Why shouldn’t I talk to that dude?”
Friend 2: “ Cuss they a smoke seeker. Half the fights in this school happen because of him.”
Friend 2: “ Cuss they a smoke seeker. Half the fights in this school happen because of him.”
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Chaotic Seekers: “They are a real chaotic seeker. If you know what’s good for you stay away unless you are masochistic.”
by Celery4UrBrain July 19, 2022
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