to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
A Red Tent Party (named for the book The Red Tent, which features the Biblical character Dinah) is a party held in honor of a girl's first period. Uterus and period-blood themed food and decorations are appropriate.
Janet: So, my daughter finally got her first visit from Mother Nature last week; now we get to host her Red Tent Party!
Bill: Red Tent Party? What the hell, Janet, that's disgusting, you're one of those ultrafeminist nazi-types, aren't you?
The act of putting your hands in front of your crotch or lower stomach, forming a "tent". This is commonly done when giving presentations and one does not know what to do with their hands.