the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
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Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
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Get the Teeked mug.A Teegen is known for his godlike wingman abilities, being able to get anyone laid faster than you can say "cocksucker motherfucker". Teegen probably wears a blue, red, and white hat, a patriotic mother fucker he is. Teegen is the most chill person on this Mother Nature planet. They are specifically good at the guitar strings, the talent of the gods. Teegen's strengths? Eating a lot and comfortably chillin.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.
optimus prime- "dang, who's that chill guy over there drinking a dew?"
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.
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Noun. {Tea-He}
A teehee is a female on the Internet that uses the very fact that she is a girl to get what she wants out of male counterparts; who they are in contact with usually only over the internet. This term mainly corresponds to females on massive multi-player online games.
Descriptive Origin - The Phrase teehee, itself is an expression used only by females (mostly) as to denote laughter in a cute or childish manner. That in-turn signifies the subjects slight lack of maturity or self sufficiency. The expression therefore is an accurate identifier for the subject-person, as the expression, teehee, may also be a gesture commonly used by the deceptive and lazy female.
Character Traits include, but are not limited to...
1. Uncontrollable aloofness.
2. Controllable aloofness.
3. Extreme jealousy of other teehee's
4. Desire to be the center of attention of mostly males online groups.
5. Clingy (Put-You-In-The-Friend-Zone) attitude.
or
6. Connecting her males (supplier) to a non existent and otherwise non-implied relationship between them and her.
May include but not limited two: Tweeny, Otaku, Loli, and the like...
Noun. {Tea-He}
A teehee is a female on the Internet that uses the very fact that she is a girl to get what she wants out of male counterparts; who they are in contact with usually only over the internet. This term mainly corresponds to females on massive multi-player online games.
Descriptive Origin - The Phrase teehee, itself is an expression used only by females (mostly) as to denote laughter in a cute or childish manner. That in-turn signifies the subjects slight lack of maturity or self sufficiency. The expression therefore is an accurate identifier for the subject-person, as the expression, teehee, may also be a gesture commonly used by the deceptive and lazy female.
Character Traits include, but are not limited to...
1. Uncontrollable aloofness.
2. Controllable aloofness.
3. Extreme jealousy of other teehee's
4. Desire to be the center of attention of mostly males online groups.
5. Clingy (Put-You-In-The-Friend-Zone) attitude.
or
6. Connecting her males (supplier) to a non existent and otherwise non-implied relationship between them and her.
May include but not limited two: Tweeny, Otaku, Loli, and the like...
Hey dude.. you've been playing that game for years.. why are you giving all your gold to that teehee, she only plays this game cause people like you give her stuff.
by JRisme May 21, 2013
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