The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

to have a thing

To be basically dating but you not "dating"

"We hang out and like eachother but arent official"
"Oh so yall have a thing"
"Ya we are just going to have a thing, not date"

by ..; April 5, 2015

Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
Urban Dictionary user: WTF I will search Poopchute spork thinger cuz why not...

by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

this is a thing

1) This exists.

2) This is a current fad, fashion, or meme.

People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.

Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!

A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?

by BornBlitzed December 8, 2016

Hoodrat things

Things a 7 year old Boss does. Like stealing cars, hitting mail boxes and parked cars, totaling your grandmothers dodge durango, and making the 6 o'clock news.

Kid: "I wanted to do it because its fun to do bad things"

Reporter: "Do you realize you could of killed somebody?"

Kid: "Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat things with my friends"

by BigNAsty123 June 1, 2011

"a thing"

As pertaining that you like someone. A crush.

I totally have "a thing" for my best friend Brittany.
Dude, I knew you had a thing for her since day one.

by Candi Face December 24, 2007

the classy thing

when a girl is giving you a handjob and right before she cums, she puts it in her mouth to avoid making a mess

I though she would do the classy thing, but she didn't, and now I have cum in my hair.

by Garrett Sheive November 12, 2012