portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025

Philly Tumbleweed

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and it gets mixed in with the hair caught on the drain to form a ball of cummy hair.

I walked into the bathroom after my brother and there was a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and the cum gets mixed in with the hair at the bottom to form a cummy hairball.

I used the bathroom after my brother and found a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Russian Tumbleweed

Plastic beer keg that detonates due to gas pressure; commonly found in Eastern Europe.

"have you seen my dog?"
"russian tumbleweed got him"

by InfraredRose December 18, 2025

Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023