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Stonking

Oh my fucking god! Did you see that girl's stonking great tits?!
by urbanrodeo February 25, 2009
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sporking

The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
by MPDOWD & NKG April 10, 2010
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.
he just used his space stocking on me!
by charlie May 13, 2005
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sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
by spissatus February 4, 2010
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Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.
I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.
by QuadTrax December 1, 2010
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stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger
"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."
by Sub0x0one October 30, 2013
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