False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019

serial starter

a craft person who starts many projects without finishing them. Someone who has several Works In Progress (WIP) without any or very few finished projects.

John doesn't have just one work in progress. He has 20! He's a serial starter.

by CreativeChaos June 9, 2020

Stop and Start

When interrupted in the middle of masturbation by something like the phone ringing, one "Stops", answers the phone, and then "Starts" again.

I was in the middle of a good wank, and had a stop and start when the electrician called.

by Bodukeboduke December 15, 2008

guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.

My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!

by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019

Bishop's Stortford

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

start fucker

a unlucky guy who is being used by a whore for his money

that poor start fucker he dosnt know shes cheating

by mr freeman June 23, 2008