Stroller

A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.

I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.

by PunditSquared September 30, 2016

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Stroflex

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck

Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.

by swagu17 December 15, 2016

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Related Words

strokle • stroke • Stroker • strokey • strokey nonce • stroller • Stroked • Stroke Face • stroke game • strokegasm

Stroke Hole

A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.

Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.

I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

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