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a straggot is a insult for straight people becuz they say faggot to the gays
ew shes wearing fleart jeans she must be a straggot
by floortje and dafne November 23, 2020
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Strag

A strag is a Nonhitchhiker.
For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possesion of a toothbrush, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost."
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Stargazing

To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.
Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."
by Mangofatdoody November 3, 2010
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Straggot

A straggot is someone who suffers from a very alarming and very scary disease... Heterosexuality. If your child is found near these people please cleans them in the holy water of the gays... iced coffee.
RUN ITS A STRAGGOT”
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Stargazer

One who observes, looks for, gawks, or even tries to interact with a celebrity.
100% TRUE STORY: After trying repeatedly to semi-successfully engage in conversation with Frances Fisher (former lover of Clint Eastwood) at Whole Foods Market in Hollywood, a stargazer knew her label ... when Ms. Fisher said loudly, winking, to the cashier as the "stargazer" followed her in line: "What kind of lily is that (pointing to a bunch of lilies for sale at the register)?" The cashier loudly said in reply, winking back Ms. Fisher, while looking at the "stargazer" gawker ...

"It's a Stargazer."

She knew then, that she had overstepped her boundaries with the celebrity, and was a true Stargazer.
by Candycasa January 30, 2010
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Straggot

A straggot is a heterosexual homo sapien who refuses to accept that LGBTQ+ is a thing and is not going to end.
Me: I mean, I wouldn't mind fucking a guy with a dick and all.

Straggot: Ew; what are you, a fuckin gaylord.

Me: Hush straggot child❤
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mother strapalonian

used in George Carlin's "Incomplete List of Impolite Words",the exact meaning or origin is unknown.
"Sam is a mother strapalonian. =/"
by teresa sup! November 9, 2008
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