Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

ray sipe

Many theories suggest Ray Sipe to be not a just a man, but a concept. A concept that we as a human species are not on a downward spiral, but in fact a resurgence. And Ray Sipe shall lead that renaissance.

Your grandfather participated in the great Ray Sipe Chicago Protest in 1962.

by buttnose July 1, 2018

bar sniped

A bar sniper is a person at the bar who purposely targets one or multiple intoxicated individuals at the bar. The bar sniper buys them one of the worse shots hoping they will vomit and get kicked out of the bar.

Person A is the bar sniper and sitting at the end of the bar. Person A selects the most intoxicated person at the bar or the one who he thinks can't take one of the worse shots ever (such as a 3 or 4 horseman). The bartender gives Person B the shot and does not know Person A bought the shot for them. Since the shot is free, Person B ends up taking the shot causing him to vomit all over the floor. The bouncer's then kicks Person B out of the bar for vomiting. #BarSniped

"Last night, this random person at the bar bought me a random shot that I don't know what it was. It was free so I took the shot. I ended up vomiting on the floor and the bouncers kicked me out of the bar. I think he bar sniped me."

by T1NM@N September 15, 2018

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Party Sniper

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.

(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.

by Edgell January 13, 2008

sniper dance

A dance done (most commonly in Halo) when one is aware that a Sniper is shooting at them, and they begin to spin and jump wildly in an attempt to avoid being killed.

*sniper shot*
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!

by nearly December 3, 2006

Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.

I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning

by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022